Okay people, now stay calm and don’t panic…. I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that this webblog is at 96% capacity. Now the good news is…. ummm… uuuuhhh…. Oh God! I lied! I LIED! There is no good news! I’m doomed! This blog is doomed!!!!!!!! *hyperventilate** panic attack*
Okay, now that I’ve regained my regal composure I can explain the situation more clearly: WordPress gives me 50MB for this blog. Thanks to the tons of pictures and crap I put up I’ve already used up 96%. Now, lets stay calm and rational people. Shut up there! You in the corner! Stop your screaming! Calm down everbody! THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! But don’t worry I’m sure we can find a solution! I need the help all you experienced bloggers out there: What’s the best (and cheapest-I’m from the Hasaa region) way to keep this blog going? Buy a web address perhaps? Suggestions please people, otherwise this entire blog will continue sans pictures and comics. And that would be a tragedy.
Okay, so meanwhile we will have to sustain ourselves on
biscuits and urine links. So here we go:
- World’s Largest Swimming Pool – This thing is amazing!
- A True Bad Ass – For some reason this seems familiar I might have posted about it before.
- If you’re going to die…
- Hollywood Squares
- Light Graffiti
Now this last link is for all you guys out there. All you guys with your big muscles thinking you’re a man’s man and you’re tough. Everybody knows that what makes a real man is awesome facial hair and with that I give you: The 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championship!
That’s all for now. I know, I know, its just not the same without pictures. But all we can do is pray. Pray my children. Pray that God will send down upon us an IT blessing that will allow us to continue our small humor-filled breaks that take us away from our mundane lives if but for a moment. Pray my children. *whispers*: pray…..
I’m quite a random person…. but something even I though was random is this. I wanted to punch the monitor when I saw it. Shakoo?
Anyway, let’s talk about me. As most of you could tell, I’ve been pretty depressed for a while. But now that’s changed. I’m not depressed anymore. I’m nothing. I’m completely void of sadness and happiness. I’m empty, I’m numb. It’s quite an interesting feeling. I don’t know if this is a bad thing. I started off thinking it was because now I don’t really want to do anything, because whatever I do will not change the way I feel. But now I’m reconsidering the whole situation. Maybe its not so bad, okay so I’m not motivated to do a single thing, but atleast I don’t feel like crap. Its kind of blissful. Its like floating in outerspace. It’s kind of scary at first, very quiet, but now I think it may be a blessing. I’m thinking I may start calling it peace instead of emptiness. We’ll see how long my positive attitude will last….
I’m done with my personal confession of the day, so on with the show!
I’m going to put two comics up first. I wonder who they remind me of. hmmmm… Can you you guess?
This next one take your time reading it. So many weird people out there (I’m not even sure if its real anymore because its so freaky):
Freaky Double Eye
Don’t Do It!
Some more comics and then onto the mini-retarded videos. The first mini-retarded video is dedicated to someone special; you know who you are.
Can Crush- She’s such a lady….
A Personal Favorite:
You cannot just walk into Mordor!
(watch it from the beginning, wait for the slide after the black one)
Quote of the Day:
” I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”