Anal Sphincter? And mom, why isn’t the soap foaming up?

September 12, 2007

What is an anal sphincter? I’m not quite sure, but you know that I’m going to look it up! Why? Because this guy had to go under general anaesthesia in the lithotomy position, get a dilatation of anal sphincter to make per rectum retrieval successful. Retrieval of what?

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They don’t say what it is, but it looks like he stuck a axe deo spray can up his ass. Man this would be a great ad to put up for axe for all the freaks out there. Axe: The Axe Effect

Got it…. The Sphincter ani externus (external anal sphincter) is a flat plane of muscular fibers, elliptical in shape and intimately adherent to the integument surrounding the margin of the anus.

Basically, its the muscles that control when you take a shit. You savvy?

And with that I’m proud to introduce to you The Radiology Picture of The Day! Yaaay! I’m going to regularly check radiology websites and see if I can find any intersting x-rays and share them with all of you! Aren’t you lucky?

Let’s take a look at another one, just for fun!

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Time for a random story:

Two drunk men arrested for driving same vehicle

Marshfield News-Herald

Two Dorchester men were arrested for operating the same vehicle while intoxicated in the Colby-Abbotsford area.

Harvey J. Miller, 43, who has no legs, was steering the 1985 Chevrolet truck from the driver’s seat while Edwin H. Marzinske, 55, operated the break and gas pedals, according to the police report.

They were headed northbound on Hiline Avenue in Abbotsford when police pulled them over at 2:40 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 18.

Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive but argued he wasn’t operating the vehicle because he couldn’t push the pedals. Miller was issued a citation for a third drunk driving offense, while Marzinske was cited for a second. Both men were also cited for operating after revocation.

A third drunk man in the vehicle walked himself home after the incident.

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In other news…. which I think might be proof of global warming or proof that Starbucks is taking over the world (and dumping its froth on people):

“Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings, including the local lifeguards’ centre, in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales. One minute a group of teenage surfers were waiting to catch a wave, the next they were swallowed up in a giant bubble bath. The foam was so light that they could puff it out of their hands and watch it float away.

Scientists explain that the foam is created by impurities in the ocean, such as salts, chemicals, dead plants, decomposed fish and excretions from seaweed. These elements are churned together by powerful currents which cause the water to form bubbles. These bubbles stick to each other as they are carried below the surface by the current towards the shore and as a wave starts to form on the surface, the motion of the water causes the bubbles to swirl upwards, mass together and form foam.

The foam wall stretched for 30 miles out into the Pacific in a phenomenon not seen at the beach for more than three decades.”

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Wow… that seems like so much fun! I would love to jump into huge amounts of foam! Actually, as far back as I can remember, I’ve always dreamt that my house was ceiling full of water and you’d have to swim to get from room to room. *sigh* Childhood dreams.

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I saw these pictures and I just had to put them up! Enjoy!

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Mom!! Why isn’t the soap foaming up?!

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I love how the faucet handles are balls! loool!

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A holy bathroom to remove the sin from

all the devil’s work you just saw

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Now for random non-themed pictures:

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And a comic in memory of Sept. 11….

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Alright thats enough for today! See you all tomorrow. Maybe. I mean its Ramadan. And nobody works in Ramadan. So why should I? Ta ta!

 

PS: None of you reminded me to post about aliens and judgement day! What use are you?! Next time, I’m taking you out into the garden with my shotgun and I’m…. Nooo! Old Yeller!!!!!!!!!!

PSS: I was in a rush today that’s why todays post is extra random.

 

PSSS: All penis pictures are dedicated to Tooomz. It’s payback time baby!

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9 Responses to “Anal Sphincter? And mom, why isn’t the soap foaming up?”

  1. Prophet of Random said

    Loool! I just noticed there’s a link on ‘anus’! lool… just another precious gift from me to all of you!

  2. chikapappi said

    LOL!!!!!!!! you are something else girl! WOHO!!! Take it easy women, WOHOOO! :) 3eeeeeeeeib ya banat!

  3. Blue Dress said

    TSK TSK TSK!
    Shame on you!

  4. N. said

    The second radiology photo looks fake. Who the hell takes an x-ray with a slipper!

    That foam is the sea’s shit. Why would it be fun! It probably smells of old dead clams!

  5. Chirp said

    Ummmm the 2nd xray .. what is it?

  6. Jacqui said

    Ooooh does that mean we expect to see your posts after fitour? :P

  7. princess said

    what did he stick up there??? meskeeeeeen or gal3itaaaaaa hehehehhe

    andthe second bathroom picture thing eww

    and wat else? bass 5alla9 too sleepy to think

  8. N. said

    Chirp, the second is a foot wearing slippers, a zanooba as they call it.

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