Updates

September 5, 2007

Three posts in one day – you lucky bastards!

I just wanted to update you on somethings. First of all, apparently qamar al- deen is made of apricots, so oops. And another thing is I’m going to change my ringtone to the theme from Dexter, it’s something to help you all identify me. So if you hear the theme from Dexter playing do the following and I will respond with the code word of “Wan-wan-Nyao-nyao-Piyo-Piyo” and that way you would know that you have met the divine Prophet of Random!

So anyway this is what you do: Come up to me and say “Hey baby, you smell kinda nice, wanna smell me?” and then snort really really loud. Then I’ll follow with the code word.

If I don’t respond with the code: you came up to the wrong person. And you’re probably going to get slapped or kicked in the balls. Good luck with that.

And lastly, I searched horny horoscopes on Google. This is the closest thing I came up with:

LEO (that’s me!)

Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed.
Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

CANCER
Very sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Sarcastic.Flirt. Outstanding kisser

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy,
DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Freak in bed. Kind. Humble.
Trustworthy. Has the last word.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind.
Have own unique sexiness.
Great in Bed. Good kisser !!!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to f*ck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in
bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves
being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

VIRGO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Great kisser.

SCORPIO
Predict future. Most erotic.
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed.

SAGITARIUS
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. Funny. High sex
appeal.
good in bed. Rare to find. Energetic. Good when
found. Great kisser. Loves being in long
relationships

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5 Responses to “Updates”

  1. Spikey said

    Aquarius all da waaay ;)

  2. N. said

    I wanted to have that ring tone, I never got around doing it. I managed to get a hold of the soundtrack, but it would be better to rip it off the episodes since the soundtrack does not have the sound effects (the most appealing sound is when he ties his shoe laces!)

    Everyone is either Great in bed, or a freak in bed!? I call shenanigans!

  3. whiskey said

    I WILL FIND YOU!

    The prophet hunt begins

  4. chikapappi said

    *sniff sniff* – yeah you smell good :P

    CAPRICORN
    Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
    Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
    Always gets what he or she wants.

    Am HOT! :)

  5. Jacqui said

    I love my horoscope! Hehehe Sagittarius!

    SAGITARIUS
    Spontaneous. Horny. Sexy. Funny. High sex appeal. Good in bed. Rare to find. Energetic. Good when found. Great kisser. Loves being in long relationships

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