“Working”

August 21, 2007

Most of you that read this blog “work” somewhere or other. I thought that this post I’d give you somethings to do during those inevitable moments of boredom.

#1: Make a paper pope to put on your desk. Make sure to make it says blasphemous things so that you can offend your Catholic co-workers.

Just click on the thumbnail, print it, and follow the instructions:

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#2: Download some new music for your iPod. Where? Take a look here.

# 3: Adopt an office-pet. I talked to my co-workers about getting an office pet to brighten the place up… they didn’t really take me seriously *grumble*. I’ll show them…..

You know what pet I’ve always wanted: a piglet (even before The Simpsons Movie)

They’re cute and…..ummmm…. we’ll they’re cute:

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What’re the piggies doing with the tiger?

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veter inarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans” that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger” and she accepted them as her cubs.

#4: Start a high school dating website like this one. Knowing the little hos and retards in our schools these days. Alot of people are going to want to join and if you charge registration fee… let’s just KA-CHING! And then you can quit your boring job and live off of the sluttiness of today’s tore-up-from-the-floor-up youth.

*Knowing, you, my readers, I know you tried to access the profile of the underage girls to see how hot they are. You sick bastards! And I’m sure you discovered that the site is an April Fools joke…. but just imagine if it was real.

#5: Search online for a costume that you can wear to your next fancy dress party. Here are some recommendations:

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#5: Look up every Sanchez in any US yellowpages you want. Then call each one up and say the following (I actually came up with this based on the picture below):

You: Hello

Sanchez: Hello

You: Is this Mr. Sanchez?

Sanchez: Yes, this is he.

You: Is this Mr. Sanchez? Mr. Dirty Sanchez? *giggle giggle*

Sanchez: *hangs up phone*

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#6: Well, there are alot more things you could do to entertain yourself and waste time… reading this blog is one of them.

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Time for more pictures:

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Delicious!

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This next one I feel really represents me:

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Real Chinese Doritos

 

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So wonderfully mean!!!

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Shut your whore mouth! (Obviously a Ghetto Kuwaiti cat)

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

 

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Duck, Duck, Goose!

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Quote of the Day:

Life is sexually transmitted.

PS: I don’t know why wordpress insists on putting a huge empty gap at the end of my posts. How do I stop it? How do I stop the madness?! This is madness!

Before any of you says it, I’ll say it first:

Madness? Madness? This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *kick*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 Responses to ““Working””

  1. chikapappi said

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! WTH! HEHEHEHEH!

  2. Blue dress said

    Love the post. very nice very nice, I LIKE!

    your still into 300, cool

  3. Princess said

    hehehe i love ur posts!! aham shay il midget to eat hehehehhee no waaaaaaaaaaay hehe

  4. N. said

    lol. And why aren’t there any costumes of French maids? nurses? Japanese female sailor uniforms? bunnies? Balance, there needs to be balance!

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