Initiative

August 20, 2007

So I’m sure you all know about the earthquake. Now, I’m not going to tell you about how I felt it or what I was doing the moment it hit (I’m not that type of TIMMY blogger), I mean who cares. I have a matter of higher importance to convey to you:

It is so obvious that Kuwait is completely unprepared for any type of real disaster. We’re lucky that it was just a 4.3 quake. But I know (because I am Prophet) that soon enough there’s going to be a nasty-ass quake that will devastate this nation. And ofcourse the government will be of no help during this disaster because they waste their money and time on shit like Tarsheed. So beware one and all, and be prepared.

Actually, I want to warn you of and prepare you for a disaster even worse than that of a massive quake. It is my duty to save as many of you as I can so I have to tell you that you must be prepared for the worst disaster of all: that’s right, a zombie attack.

Don’t be afraid. You can survive, if you just know what to do. I’ve found a comprehensive guide to help you out:

Zombie Preparedness Initiative

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Everybody knows that God might be a large pasta, but now you can celebrate His noodley appendage with a holy bath:]

 

 

HAKONE, Kanagawa — A “ramen bath” has been opened at Hakone Kowakien Yunessun, a local theme park and hot spa.

The bath, shaped like a ramen bowl, contains pepper-flavored water colored a light, milky brown, to like tonkotsu (pork bone) ramen soup. The special bath was created jointly by the theme park and a famous ramen shop, Nantsuttei in Hadano, Kanagawa Prefecture.

The bath was completed at the unveiling event, with the owner of Nantsuttei adding “noodles” made of bathwater additives into the tub.

The water contains collagen and garlic extracts, and theme park officials claim it can help produce beautiful skin and aid moisture retention.

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What does the FSM say about holy baths?

“Blessed is he that reaches the pool first and the last one in-eth is a rotten eggeth”

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Got 250 Million Euros? Here’s what to do with it:

Buy it!

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Picture Time!:

Here are some things I want:

New Age Kick-Ass CD Player (DMP)

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Leather Dragon Backpack

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Durex Condom – The jeans kind

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And of course- a boy that ties my cat up and vacuums it:

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Now for random pictures:

I really wanna see this movie – Jason Statham is lickable *drool*

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They’re having so much fun – weeeeeeeeeee!

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True

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For Chirp

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This one’s a video GIF- wait for it:

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One Response to “Initiative”

  1. Princess said

    “Blessed is he that reaches the pool first and the last one in-eth is a rotten eggeth”…LOL

    and why did the stupid cat jump?

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