Introducing the Clouded Leopard

May 21, 2007

So apparently, they discovered a new species of feline, its called the Clouded Leopard. But see the thing it is technically not a leopard. Its as different from a leopard (genetically) as a lion is from a tiger. Why’d they call it a leopard then? I don’t know.

In my professional and divine opinion, there already exists a group of creatures that are distinct from all others: they’re call Pokemon. I think I should email the Society of Animal Lineage and Names and recommend that this creatures name be changed to the Clouded Pokemon, post haste!

Here is a photo of the “leopard” follow the link below it to learn more about this rare pokemon. And don’t be fooled by the retarded appearance of the animal; for this creature officially has the longest canine teeth of any feline:




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: