Random Thoughts

You know, I have alot of random thoughts. I thought I’d share some with you. I hope some of you will know whatthe hell  i’m talking about.

My first random thought, some of you may already know this, is: Do mice really like cheese? Why the hell would they like cheese? Cheese doesn’t grow in the wild! I would understand it if they like fruits or something. But cheese, why? I doubt mice like cheese, it just doesn’t make sense. I understand why they’d eat it but I’d think there was something else that they’d like more.

Also, if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Aha! You thought testicle! You thought testicle! Hehehheee…. TIMMY!

 And why do “Twinkle, twinkle” and The Alphabet Song have the same tune? And how did the alphabet sound before “twinkle, twinkle”? You know everytime you here the alphabet, people aren’t singing it but they probably still kinda stop at G, P, V, and Z. It sounds weird if they stop at any other letters. I’m fucking 22 years old! Why the hell is it still ingrained in my mind to say the alphabet in such a retarded way? God damn it! Get the tune out of my head! Get it out!!